Steven Moffat's childhood
| moffat: | no, mum, I didn't break the vase. |
| mum: | who did it then? |
| moffat: | outside the window there was a butterfly and the butterfly flew past the window and our canary saw it and squeaked and the goldfish hit the tank and the cat was interested in the goldfish because the cat is hungry... |
| mum: | so the cat knocked over the vase? |
| moffat: | or did he? |
| mum: | steven-- |
| moffat: | I guess you'll have to wait till next season. |
| *flies away, cackling madly* |
when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”
you saint
thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
(via findusistkalt)
A child before losing their baby teeth.
This creeps me out so much omg
(Source: jpegirl, via alllforbelieving)
